Comfort Food Crusader Gifts

First Responders - Second Responders.

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

What the Doctor Ordered

Soup of the month.

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

I love Cannelloni

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

"The economy's been worsening for a while, but people still don't feel it, Rudy." "...Which means we still have time to get in on the despair action." "Despair action"? "We're going to expand our menu. Add more comfort foods, more 'sale' items, debt consolidation loans..." "Nobody's dumb enough to get a debt consolidation loan from some random guy." "Ha ha hoo hoo hee-"

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

Midwest Winter Items.

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.'

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

"Would you like to hear tonight's specials, or have you already closed yourselves to new experiences?"

"Welcome to the Short Staffed Cafe serving food like your grandma cooked. Is your grandma busy? We really need a cook."

Alf's Cafe - Egg, Bacon and Tomato Plate, Catering Pack.

"Mom, what kind of soup do we eat when we're sick?"

"If medical science wants to be really relevant, it would find a way to let me eat all the bacon I want!"