Comfort Features T-Shirts

"She only comes in to try out the heated seats."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Bookworm Sleepover

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Pet a Puppy

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Lumbar support animal

Who Will blink First Hugs.

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

Keeping warm.

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Electric Blanket.

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

Contented man and cat sleeping

"I'm having a pajama day."

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

"He's an indoor cat."

"I guess families do come in all shapes and sizes."

"I want to work from home!"

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

"I've thought about retiring, but there's a great deal of gravity under this chair."

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

So Far So Good

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."