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Revenue Canada gift shop.

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

"How is the budget forecast looking?"

Yes, they are all dependants."

"Rapunzel,Rapunzel.Throw down your accounts for the last fiscal year!"

"Other folks have to pay taxes, too, Mr. Herndon, so would you please spare us the dramatics!"

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

"I just asked to see his tax returns. It was supposed to be funny."

"If that income is personal, why do I have to tell you about it"?

'Syllogisms won't do you any good here, Mr Aristotle.'

"On my taxes, I claimed my inner child as a dependent."

IRS, 'You filed your tax return two days late -- Why do you hate America?'

After thirty years of hard work, Tom was beginning to get a little upset with the ball and chain forced upon him.

'Tax inspector: In. Out. Suicide notes.'

'Ah, I see you made £2,000 more for me this year.'

It's kind of a cross between hunting and gathering --- I calling it "taxing."

'Sometimes I think it would be more merciful just to enslave them.'

'He's testing my Hippocratic Oath. He wors for the IRS.'

Ever sensitive about its image, the IRS tries a more service-oriented approach.

Earl was obviously distressed, as he recounted under hypnosis how aliens had abducted him, and had their tax inspectors thoroughly examine his books.

"Actually we're one of the few businesses that enjoy VAT visits."

'It only made sense for us to finally merge.'

"Stop saying, 'Capital,' Gaines."

'Historically, the population decline started when the Dodo Government introduced a tax on flying...'

'There's not much of an incentive after taxes.'

"Do you have any receipts from this this 'alien abduction'?"

Ancient Greece. "The unexamined life is not worth living." Socrates. Socrates clearly lived in a time before IRS audits.

'Funny you should mention that - I happen to be involved in a joint research project with the Department of Agriculture for the express purpose of getting blood from a turnip.'

'I may feel like a million bucks, but after taxes I look like two dollars and fifteen cents.'

Man has his pockets emptied of cash at internal revenue office.

'My records show that you haven't filed a tax return for 17 years!'

American's Funniest Tax Decuctions

Would you like a tissue - they're 24p plus VAT.

'The businessman's lunch is just like the regular lunch, sir, except that it's more heavily taxed.'