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Dueling Glue Guns: Glue unto Others as you would have them glue unto you.

"1-1"

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

What price beauty?

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

The Bland Leading the Bland

"Too Much Hair Gel?"

Three-way mirror

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

Unsuitable clothing.

"Harvey's staying with shoulders."

Open up the Shops!

'He managed to think himself into the box !'

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

'Blummin' 'eck - a granddad!'

"I'll only remove what's necessary...your gall bladder and the man bun."

Could you make me look a little bit more 'cowy'?

"Know what I like about this hairstyle? It's a great way to hide my unibrow."

"Well, this anti-aging cream clearly states it removes crow's feet."

"Jenkins is leaving next week. Perhaps we should buy him a parting gift..."

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

Washing Massive Cup.

'You got haberdashed!'

'OK, who's that at the back not clowning around?'

Data Stick Dreads

"Wash and Quo"

Hairdressing for Bald People

'Whoa, nice corn rows this year Hank.'

When Lockdown Ends (our locks after lockdown)

"Nice coffin hair Jerry..."

Bob wondered why his odds had rocketed to 100-1.

The Texas Chainsmoker's Mascara.

"I thought bad-hair days would be a thing of the past."

'Mammals will never amount to anything -- they're always having bad hair days.'