Comedy Skit Planner Pillows

'When the doctor told you to take the tablets after a bath...I don't think he meant you to drink the bathwater, Burt!'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Paging for a Doctor

The hall of bad ideas.

I'm going to switch you to a new medication that does more advertising.

'I, pink, therefore, I ham...'

'Hey, you could get arrested for doing stuff like... Oh, you ARE getting arrested.'

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

Joe Hundredaire

'And we're just a stone's throw from the beach.'

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

Bird flu parody of Monty Python's 'Dead parrot sketch'.

'Say, you've been working out!' A Weiner dog bites mail carrier on the butt.

Finish Line

"Fool, I said a spotted one."

Feeding The Lions At The Zoo

'It's a routine operation.'

"Now the teeth! Huge...savage teeth!!"

"Ow! Ow! Ow!"

Balloons and the Hedgehog

"Leave the toilet."

Blood Donor Centre

'What TV dinner goes best with a sitcom?'

'And me fresh out of xanax.'

Prisoner escape

'The job is yours if you're willing to shave.'

"Budget cuts. We replaced the scythes with sporks. Now let's get goin'."

Indoor firework in bathroom called Flash-In-The-Pan.

"We need a vacation..."

Kids watching TV - 'They watch television all the time now that junk food adverts have been banned'.

"I thought about what you said and I've outlined a plan."