Comedy Scene Savorer Pillows

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

London GPs could become an endangered species.

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

Alberich steals the gold

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

'Jimmie,it's not nice to call someone a bigmouth.'

Conclave.

Euthanasia Clinic

"The chef will accommodate gluten-free requests, but only with a note from your doctor."

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'

'He stubbed-my-toe yell sounds a lot like his chest-pounding victory yell.'

NEW FALL LINEUP

"Just wait until your nanny gets here."

"It's just a wild guess but I suspect that the 14 points apply done at six countries may have contributed to your feeling a 'bit unwell'."

Tragic bug trap movie.

'They only keep him in the team because of his famous WAG!'

'You cant take him anywhere since his ex told him he had B.O.'

"That is six feet."

'Dinner!'

'Don't think my knees can take much more of this Santa's grotto job...'

'That's the last straw, mister.'

Loud Quitting

'Norm! There is something on TV I want you to see.'

Leo and Florence Wolfe play medication commercial BINGO during the nightly news.

"I told you he wasn't dead."

Sadie hated Sunday lunchtimes.

"You need to get over yourself Steve. We're all emperor penguins!"

Four Seasons Total Landscaping

"You're not stepping on it right."