Comedy Monks Mugs

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

"Oh great, the printer is down."

"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

"Nice to see you replenishing the font with holy water vicar."

"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!"

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

"No, it's not a to-do lost."

"... And the cold foam cascara nitro goes to Lazarus!"

"Hey, this is a good bit- did I say that?"

Sports Day at the Monastery

"Do you have anything that will help me get rid of an irritating mantra?"

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

Thou Art Here.

'The Book of Revelation is full of spoilers.'

'Psst! I just realised something... I'm hella bored.'

"Don't even think of going over my head Brother James!"

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

"No thanks. 'The bald spot' is supposed to be there."

Grace.

'It's on the Religion Channel.'

Monk at prayer, "and take care, if anything happens to you we're sunk!"

The Stock Market Giveth. . . The Stock Market Taketh Away.

'I'm new here-where are all the nuns?'

"I want to get away to it all."

'Here endeth our first Union Meeting, brothers..'