Comedy Medic Mugs

'The doctor doesn't want you getting too excited, so I'll be giving you your bed bath.'

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

"Reverend, I recommend you turn the other cheek."

'It may be more inconvenient, but the 'Reverse Prostate Exam' is a lot less embarrassing for the both of us.'

"He should be up and complaining in no time."

"I just haven't been feeling very omnipotent lately."

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

"I expect a speedy recovery,"

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

"It says you need a CT scan and that the azaleas in the corner need to be watered twice daily."

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

'I've got this feeling, like a heavy weight on my stomach.'

'Whatever it is, you've got it bad and that ain't good.'

"We can give you enough medication to alleviate the pain, but not enough to make it fun."

"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."

"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."

'I tell them it's for a patient in the next room and they don't complain about their shot.'

'Luckily, it doesn't look too serious.'

"We did our best for your husband but his poor old health insurance was too weak..."

'The doctor is running a little late this morning; but a couple more laps around the park and he should be back at his desk.'

"There's a shortage of beds, dear."

A mosquito cleaning the surface of a person's arm before sucking out the blood.

'Turn the other cheek, reverend.'

"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

Medical Center.

"The medic said he died of an ST-segment-elevated myocardial infarction -- Jack was always a showoff."

'Urology...can you hold?'

'Just another couple of pages.'

"Would you like to cut the cord?"

Worse case of chicken pox I've ever seen!

Doctors often have to reassure the worried well.

'Why do you people always wait a week or two before seeking medical help?