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Mummy Mousehole

Occu-Pie Mars

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"You've changed."

"The hyenas started it."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

Another Turning Point in History. Oh, the heck with it -- I'll never get these antlers right. Mickey Moose.

The Family Joules: Part 22

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

"De l'huile bouillante, pas du fromage fondu!"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Seven

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"Dad, my web toon characters can't be normal! They have to be stereotyped crazies who are totally abnormal!"

"No more cartooning, I'm afraid. You've got an irony deficiency."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Two

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

"That's just the end of the panel, girl."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Seven

Never give a cow a giant straw.

Extra Long-jump

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

Fearless Frog Part 19

"These cartoons are insulting! I don't like it at all! I would never watch something that shows Latinos like this!"

Mistakes were made. We were abducted. Over the coming days, even the inattentative reader will likely notice a seeming problem with this week's comic strips: They pertain to Thanksgiving, which happened last week. What would explain this? We cannot tell a lie: We were apprehended, drugged, taken to a distant planet, served too many soy products, forced to watch reality tv, then returned disoriented and confused about the calendar. we absolutely assure you that's what happened and not, as some cy

'The meat of their order is coming up.'

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

The Ballad of the Lavender Dot - Part Three