Comedy Humorist Mugs

'Now, where did I put it?'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

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Zombie standup

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'The circle is complete!'

Trump pardons

'Your French dip, sir.'

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"We're following Carrot Top."