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"Dear HBO, I don’t really find it funny to hear the phrase ‘cat litter’ used for comedic purposes..."

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

The First Fire Stick

"It's true: no more burpees."

Stairlift around cliff face.

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

"Amateurs."

Divine Desk Bins

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

Generic Store: Sign in Window

"He looks just like your husband."

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

Shakespeare Quote

Non Thought For The Day.

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

"I think it was good for me. Was it good for you?"

"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."

'No, I will not entertain a motion to suspend the rules!'

"Aye, 'tis the elusive Moby Dick!"

"It's tough to get him moving, but once he's going he never stops."

A baby using a heavy duty drill

Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

"The script isn't funny, but maybe if we put some unfunny actors in it and get an unfunny director it will be funny."