Comedy Chronicler Prints

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"Amateurs."

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

Non Thought For The Day.

A dog has inflated the family cats with helium and they are floating on the roof.

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

"The script isn't funny, but maybe if we put some unfunny actors in it and get an unfunny director it will be funny."

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"It's tough to get him moving, but once he's going he never stops."

Hedgehog holding sign saying 'the end is nigh' as man invents the wheel.

'There's nothing wrong with him-just delusions of glandular.'

Wedding Selfie

"I called for you creative people because I feel it's time to begin my autobiography."

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

"It was so depressing. When I go to the theatre, I want to be entertained."

"Dad, has there EVER been a time when James Corden was funny..?"

You realize, Harris, if you LIVED here, you'd be home by now.

"It's supposed to be a comedy, so I've had Steve, here, red-flag the funny parts."

'Harold, I told you to take out the trash!'

"What are they complaining about?... The local content is the audience...

"Gracie, don't worry so much about your big test... You know, when I was your age, I didn't know the meaning of the word 'fear'. Until I looked it up."

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

'I'm sorry, you just missed him. Call back in from 5 to 10 years.'

Movie Rated 'R' - Audience Rates 'X'.

The day that William Tell bought his first crossbow.

"I've been having hallucinations again, Doctor."

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."