Comedy Builders T-Shirts

Bring humor to the job site with our comedy builder t-shirts! These fun, witty shirts combine construction themes with a humorous flair—ideal for in or out of the workshop.

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Ig-glue to build houses with.

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Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop. mockup

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

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'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.' mockup

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

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'Masonry robot, what are you doing?' mockup

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

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'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.' mockup

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

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'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

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'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?' mockup

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

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'My analysis indicates the need for an asbestos-ectomy, electrical-graphs and a plumbing-bypass.'

'My analysis indicates the need for an asbestos-ectomy, electrical-graphs and a plumbing-bypass.' mockup

'My analysis indicates the need for an asbestos-ectomy, electrical-graphs and a plumbing-bypass.'

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Hypnotoon

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'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.' mockup

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

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'I can count on one hand the number of contracts that I didn't finish on time.'

'I can count on one hand the number of contracts that I didn't finish on time.' mockup

'I can count on one hand the number of contracts that I didn't finish on time.'

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"Frosty the Repairman"

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"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it." mockup

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

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Building a better America - Financing by The Bank of China.

Building a better America - Financing by The Bank of China. mockup

Building a better America - Financing by The Bank of China.

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"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?" mockup

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

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Dave took his motto, 'Roofing done in one hour' seriously, even nailing shingles before plywood had been put down.

Dave took his motto, 'Roofing done in one hour' seriously, even nailing shingles before plywood had been put down. mockup

Dave took his motto, 'Roofing done in one hour' seriously, even nailing shingles before plywood had been put down.

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Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.

Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids. mockup

Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.

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'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.' mockup

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

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"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry." mockup

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

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'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?' mockup

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

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"Uh-oh. The so-called marriage penalty."

"Uh-oh. The so-called marriage penalty." mockup

"Uh-oh. The so-called marriage penalty."

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"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts." mockup

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

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Cost cutting construction ideas that failed: using rhubarb instead of rebar in concrete.

Cost cutting construction ideas that failed: using rhubarb instead of rebar in concrete. mockup

Cost cutting construction ideas that failed: using rhubarb instead of rebar in concrete.

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"No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants."

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"It was going to be a high-rise office building. But after three bricks, they ran out of money."

"It was going to be a high-rise office building. But after three bricks, they ran out of money." mockup

"It was going to be a high-rise office building. But after three bricks, they ran out of money."

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Fred began to understand why this kit house was so cheap.

Fred began to understand why this kit house was so cheap. mockup

Fred began to understand why this kit house was so cheap.

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'I just don't understand what the big deal is about kiln dried lumber.'

'I just don't understand what the big deal is about kiln dried lumber.' mockup

'I just don't understand what the big deal is about kiln dried lumber.'

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"We had to put three screws in his neck and a steel plate in his head."

"We had to put three screws in his neck and a steel plate in his head." mockup

"We had to put three screws in his neck and a steel plate in his head."

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"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing." mockup

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

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Why you should never leave a sander alone in a locked room.

Why you should never leave a sander alone in a locked room. mockup

Why you should never leave a sander alone in a locked room.

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'As I always say, 'If at first you don't get a passing building inspection report, get mad and tear it up.''

'As I always say, 'If at first you don't get a passing building inspection report, get mad and tear it up.'' mockup

'As I always say, 'If at first you don't get a passing building inspection report, get mad and tear it up.''

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'If straw and sticks don't appeal, I do have something in brick that might interest you.'

'If straw and sticks don't appeal, I do have something in brick that might interest you.' mockup

'If straw and sticks don't appeal, I do have something in brick that might interest you.'

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'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.' mockup

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'

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Comedy Builders T-Shirts Collection

Comedy Builders Mugs

Explore our range of comedy builder mugs—funny, crafty designs perfect for brightening up mornings or gifting with a laugh.

Comedy Builders Pillows

Discover humorous builder pillows—soft, witty accents that add personality and a smile to any workshop, office, or home decor.

Comedy Builders Prints

Browse our collection of comedy builder prints—humorous wall art that celebrates craftsmanship with clever humor for any space.