Comedy Athlete Mugs

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

"How should we divide the teams?"

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

Champions biting their medals

'Go deep.'

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

Football Violence

'Disqualified!... He did not yell 'Boing' when he jumped!'

Bobsled Police.

"Junior, there's more to life than winning. There's also beating the spread."

'And it looks like the refs are going to call a hard fowl.'

'That's an interesting point. If they're both on the same team, is it a penalty?'

10 reasons why cricket is not a real sport.

Prison Croquet Team

The USA football team goes on the offensive.

"Keep your shape at the back...."

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

"No thanks. I'm not interested in being the, 'official prophet of the NFL.'"

Goal Post Ape.