Comedically Inclined Farmer Mugs

'Yes, this is a clean bucket!'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Scuba cow"

An early space launch attempt.

Free Range Employees.

Cow of BEEF

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

No caption (A mother cow is holding a calf. The baby is sucking on a pacifier shaped like udders).

"Is his nose locally grown?"

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

Dogs and Chickens

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

A Tongue Stud.

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

Vaccinating Scarecrow

'I didn't know you were a cook. I just heard Daddy say you'd make good sausages.'

'And this is the secret of how our company gets through hard times: we grow all our own food!'

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

Tropical Cow Tank

'Ab Lawsons cholesterol farm'

Norman's decision to raise chickens first in the back yard, then the front yard and eventually the living room would cause great dismay the day his car keys went missing.

'Sorry Sharon. The world is just not ready for porky milk!'

A solar powered cow.

"So, did you pick up anything at the farmers' market?"

'Under the circumstances, I feel that it would be best if you had another doctor!'