Comedic Twist Lovers Prints

Nadia discovers the benefits of performance-enhancing thugs.

Wedding Day Itinerary.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

"I'm sorry, my therapist told me to give up slaying dragons."

"Hang on a tick, lads, what have we here?"

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

"The back flip was a nice touch."

"You're right...it's football strategy! I think I presented our financial proposal to the youth team I coach! I must get more sleep!"

"You heading south again this summer?"

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

The other day during the zombie apocalypse

An expedition to get ice for the party.

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

'A wolf in sheep's clothing is one thing, but Grandma's clothing... Are you gay or something?!'

"Any other educational qualifications besides Trump university?"

For a few dollars more, we can get a suite. Spaghetti Westin.

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

"It's your husband from beyond. He says stop trying to 'Google' him."

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'

"When you said you were getting a pet to help you through the lockdown, I thought you meant a cat."

'So, what have we learnt here? We do not have knife fights on the bouncy castle!'

"I'm just doing this until I can break into accounting."

"He decided to write a travel book..."

Next on Fox! Clowns Without Makeup.

". . . and now, someone who needs no introduction. . ."

Writing about scientific progress in 1675, Isaac Newton said " If I have seen further, it is by standing on the shoulders of giants." This metaphor is now commonly used to make the point that scientific advances are made using a foundation built by the work of those who came before. That Newton guy was right, you can see further when you're on the shoulders of Giants. I just wonder if he was talking about the players from the football Giants or the baseball Giants. Ernie is a much bigger fan

No, thank you, I brought my own bag.

'Oh... I was supposed to swallow the pill?!'

Rattle Snake in Love with Baby