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Nadia discovers the benefits of performance-enhancing thugs.

Wedding Day Itinerary.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

"I'm sorry, my therapist told me to give up slaying dragons."

"Hang on a tick, lads, what have we here?"

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

"The back flip was a nice touch."

"You're right...it's football strategy! I think I presented our financial proposal to the youth team I coach! I must get more sleep!"

"You heading south again this summer?"

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

An expedition to get ice for the party.

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

The other day during the zombie apocalypse

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

'A wolf in sheep's clothing is one thing, but Grandma's clothing... Are you gay or something?!'

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'

"When you said you were getting a pet to help you through the lockdown, I thought you meant a cat."

'So, what have we learnt here? We do not have knife fights on the bouncy castle!'

Rattle Snake in Love with Baby

"He decided to write a travel book..."

"Did you watch the super bowl?"

'Oh... I was supposed to swallow the pill?!'

Next on Fox! Clowns Without Makeup.

". . . and now, someone who needs no introduction. . ."