Comedic Sculptor Mugs

Ice Sculpting Classes.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

Genetic Fingerprinting.

'Don't call the Nobel Committee just yet: We forgot to calibrate the instruments before the experiment...'

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

Jumble Sale

'Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.'

"I knew you'd understand."

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.

"It's taken her years to develop that naive, spontaneous, style."

"I've designed the logo for your new social media app. It's a dirty laundry basket."

Joe's Tavern: Perfect Attendance

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

'..the sound of no hands clapping...'

Rollercoaster police chase.

Speech bubble showing EUREKA! back to front.

'Gentlemen, it's time to face the truth - we have absolutely no idea what we're supposed to do'

"Why aren't you wearing any pants?"

"It's heartbreaking. He blew out his arm training for the season's big modern art exhibit, and he hasn't been able to get anything in the strike zone since then!"

Food Fight At The O.K. Buffet.

"I'm under a restraining order."

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

Swiss Army General.

'Could you give me bigger tits?'

Spider Facts.

Using balloons to weigh less.

'You didn't train for this marathon, did you?'

'Anyone want to learn how to do a leg sweep? How about a roundhouse kick? it's ok, your parents know who I am!'

Model's aspirations

Centurion with an empty plate.

"When dealing with Americans, refer to the heat in Celsius. They hate that."

Figure Skating: Dee Thumble,

'Early Toupees'.