Comedic Designer Mugs

"I've designed the logo for your new social media app. It's a dirty laundry basket."

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

'Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.'

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

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Jumble Sale

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

Speech bubble showing EUREKA! back to front.

Rollercoaster police chase.

'I don't mind you buying the camouflage suit at the mall, but did you have to wear it home.?

"Actually, you don't have a pinched nerve...your underwear is too tight!"

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

Model's aspirations

"When dealing with Americans, refer to the heat in Celsius. They hate that."

'Dear, if the GPS can't find your nutritional yeast flakes, how can I?'

The 'Vatican Idol' auditions begin.

A case where bigger isn't necessarily better.

"Instead of ordering something every day, I ordered it all at one time. I feel less guilty that way."

"How do I get this cross hatching out?"

Drunken Ass

'I'm sorry, sir, but be have specific instructions from your wife not to sell you a speedo.'

'Calm down Harold, it's just a phase some teens go through. He just shaved his coloured feathers off to express his feminine side!'

I covet you, too, Fred.

'Do you have this in a shoe?'

Prison windows.