Comedic Designer Mugs

"I've designed the logo for your new social media app. It's a dirty laundry basket."

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

The latest craze in party games: needlepoint charades.

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

'Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.'

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

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Jumble Sale

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

'I don't mind you buying the camouflage suit at the mall, but did you have to wear it home.?

Rollercoaster police chase.

Speech bubble showing EUREKA! back to front.

"Just eat me, you intolerable pervert."

"Why aren't you wearing any pants?"

"Actually, you don't have a pinched nerve...your underwear is too tight!"

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

Model's aspirations

"When dealing with Americans, refer to the heat in Celsius. They hate that."

'Dear, if the GPS can't find your nutritional yeast flakes, how can I?'

The 'Vatican Idol' auditions begin.

"How do I get this cross hatching out?"

A case where bigger isn't necessarily better.

"Instead of ordering something every day, I ordered it all at one time. I feel less guilty that way."

Drunken Ass

'I'm sorry, sir, but be have specific instructions from your wife not to sell you a speedo.'

'Calm down Harold, it's just a phase some teens go through. He just shaved his coloured feathers off to express his feminine side!'

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'Do you have this in a shoe?'

'I distinctly said 'MAN.U'!!!'

Prison windows.