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Flatulence in space...

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"That's enough about the noggin and the schnoz. Let's move on to the tummy-wummy and the keister."

E=Emcee Squared

Genetic Fingerprinting.

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

'Don't call the Nobel Committee just yet: We forgot to calibrate the instruments before the experiment...'

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

Reviewing a Scientific Paper - Etiquette for References.

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

'Look - it's SUPERBUG!'

"Pavlov's Blog."

'How was I? Want a cigarette?'

Monkey Business College

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

"We should never have committed binary fission!"

"You heading south again this summer?"

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

Lambo

"If mass equals energy, why do you have so little?"

A "half-life" is the time it takes for a quantity of a radioactive material to be cut in half by decay. In each successive half-life period, the quantity is halved again. Half-life length varies widely form element to element. Eating healthier is a common new year's resolution. Our data shows breaking this resolution follows a curve like those seen with nuclear decay. As of yesterday about ten percent of those who made the resolution this year are still sticking to it. We calculated the re

'Are there any more at home like you?'

'It's bad enough I get overrules at home... why here also, Sharon?'

"Goodnight cerebellum, goodnight hippocampus, goodnight little neurons that jump to synapses, goodnight medulla, prefrontal cortex, with the pills that I take it won't be complex."

'Why do I always pick the slow moving queue?'

We've been working on them in the wind tunnel...

'I forgot to bring my lunch - could I clone yours?'

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

"Any other educational qualifications besides Trump university?"

'You say Merezenski did the exact same experiment, but did Merezenski add chocolate syrup at this point?'

Allergen Lab. That wheat protein is surrounded by antibodies, but he's not backing down! He's a real gluten for punishment!

Although the chances of mislabelling the samples were infinitesimally small, atom went back that night to search for the missing embryo.

'Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?'

"One nice thing about being an amoeba, nobody ever tells you you're out of shape!"