Comedic Science Enthusiast T-Shirts

Flatulence in space...

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

Genetic Fingerprinting.

"That's enough about the noggin and the schnoz. Let's move on to the tummy-wummy and the keister."

E=Emcee Squared

'Don't call the Nobel Committee just yet: We forgot to calibrate the instruments before the experiment...'

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

Reviewing a Scientific Paper - Etiquette for References.

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

'Look - it's SUPERBUG!'

"We should never have committed binary fission!"

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

'How was I? Want a cigarette?'

Monkey Business College

"Pavlov's Blog."

"You heading south again this summer?"

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

'Are there any more at home like you?'

Lambo

"Goodnight cerebellum, goodnight hippocampus, goodnight little neurons that jump to synapses, goodnight medulla, prefrontal cortex, with the pills that I take it won't be complex."

'It's bad enough I get overrules at home... why here also, Sharon?'

We've been working on them in the wind tunnel...

'I forgot to bring my lunch - could I clone yours?'

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

"One nice thing about being an amoeba, nobody ever tells you you're out of shape!"

'You say Merezenski did the exact same experiment, but did Merezenski add chocolate syrup at this point?'

Although the chances of mislabelling the samples were infinitesimally small, atom went back that night to search for the missing embryo.

'Um ... no - I said we'll need a stool sample.'

'Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?'