Comedic Runner T-Shirts

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

Runner going through hurdles.

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

As the years passed, Grandpa became more absent minded...

'I think I'm just coming up to the finishing line, Dear.'

Dad Dancing.

Jeff was watching his weight.

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

"Lost, what are you talking about? I'm not lost!"

Man fights with his shadow.

Skis with stabilisers.

'Realist Trac, with 4 settings...'

Snow seat on skis.

'Not much game about today,boy!'

Maps to the Stars

'You didn't train for this marathon, did you?'

Never wear running shoes with a jogging suit.

'You'll never see me out jogging.'

'Luckily, my iPod contains a set of 10 songs I'd like to listen to if I were stranded on an island.'

'That's not what I had in mind when I asked for some encouragement!'

Skier looking at a sign with arrows pointing in different directions all reading "SNOW."

Ski Lift

'Hester had done the triple dozens of times in his mind. Now, however...'

"So I lost my bicycle helmet, what about it?"

'This is the first time I've ever managed to get a really decent sun-tan!'

'Chuck, no! Keep circling. I love this part.'

"Paintballing is great for team development..."

'Calm down Harold, it's just a phase some teens go through. He just shaved his coloured feathers off to express his feminine side!'

'Nothing. Zip. Nada... Dude, none of these marathoners are carrying cigarettes!'

"I see you not getting away with this."