Comedic Relief Expert T-Shirts

REPORT CARD, 'This is going to be tough to spin.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Who's got the hammer?"

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

"So, let's catch a wellness wave!"

Breast Height Chart

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I need backup...NOW!

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

'The guys say that the stripper won't be available before our wedding...would you mind if I had my bachelor party after the honeymoon?'

Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

Biological Alarm Clock.

'I used to trade in futures until I learned the planet doesn't have one.'

Caution. Slippery when wet.

'You're either getting smaller or they're giving you bigger pillows.'

'Cool it with the herbal shampoo -- you've got aphids.'

'Alright, alright. I had a hard day fighting crime. No need to get smart about it.'

"Wait! It gets even crazier!"

"Whisky? Have you got anything stronger?"

Cat doctor to cat patient sitting on exam table 'All I'm saying is liposuction won't help if you don't lay off the tuna smoothies.'

'The pain in my head always seems to subside when I flush your bills down the toilet!'

"Hi! My name is Dr. Jenkins and welcome to 'This is your disease'."

Pirate Paddle Boat.

'Will you tell the dog I live here!'

'Well, at least we were able to remove that pesky hangnail. So, you have to be pretty stoked about that."

"I guess I'll never understand women."