Comedic Prankster T-Shirts

Bad trap laying.

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Boy rolled into a snowball

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Resourceful toddler

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

"They look like pickles."

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

Teddy Time Bears

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'I did it all from memory.'

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

Clown Skis.

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'