Comedic Politician Prints

And if elected, I pledge to give no more speeches till next election year!'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

They're Not Just That Into It

UK/US Free Trade Deal

No-Work Orange

Trump! The Musical

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

"With an average vote of 3.5 stars, the legislation is passed."

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

John F. Kennedy

Uncle Donnie

Preliminary Price Tag: $5,000,000,000

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

Trump Will Protect Obama's Legacy

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

"Beware of Don"

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

'This conspiracy theory nonsense MUST end. Any suggestions?'

'I couldn't get Parliament to outlaw Lady Godiva, but they agreed to regulate her.'

After working out in the congressional gym, I feel like a lean, mean, legislating machine.

2020 Republican Party National Convention

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

"I'm the worst president ever...the best!"