Comedic Neighbor Antics T-Shirts

"Hi, I just moved in next door. . . where do you keep your lawn mower?"

$1: Family Secrets

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

'Neighbors...friends...artists models.'

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

Man look over neighbours fence at a man mowing his lawn. He is wearing a suit of armour to protect him from stones being thrown up by mower.

'Not faster than sound, Pete, think of the neighbors!'

'He's training for a career in law.'

"Let me through, I'm a busybody."

'Want to have a snowball fight?'

'I see we've got a devout mac user at no. 23.'

Pavlov's neighbor gets a wind chime.

"Don't worry about him. It's all a bluff."

Bloke trimming hedge to look like neighbour/wife.

Dave began to suspect that he had moved next door to the neighbour from hell.

Nice to see you!

'This is the last time I'm walking the dog! Our neighbor told me if spot poops on his lawn again, he's going to rub MY nose in it!'

Beware of Curmudgeon!

'So what's all this I hear about you installing an interesting water feature in your garden?'

Jingle Bell Rock // Silent Night

Never use an electric can opener if you live next door to a cat lady.

'I just remembered something! We forgot to put 'open bar' on the invitations!'

"Maybe the new neighbors know something we don’t."

A huge, mind-boggling number.

'The neighbors don't care how you commute, but they're beginning to complain about the noise.'

Couple in garden, "Look - Lawrence of suburbia."

Snake disappearing through door.

'...and why shouldn't she be sleeping with your next door neighbour - she's my wife!'

"They said it was the natural resting position of the telescope, but it still creeps me out."

Mrs. Prissypaws thought her new neighbor was too free with his body.

"There's suburbia for you: halfway there, then everything grinds to a halt."

"I like looking at amateur porn, because I like seeing other people's apartments."