Comedic Neighbor Antics T-Shirts

"Hi, I just moved in next door. . . where do you keep your lawn mower?"

$1: Family Secrets

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

'Neighbors...friends...artists models.'

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

Man look over neighbours fence at a man mowing his lawn. He is wearing a suit of armour to protect him from stones being thrown up by mower.

'Not faster than sound, Pete, think of the neighbors!'

'He's training for a career in law.'

'Want to have a snowball fight?'

"Let me through, I'm a busybody."

Pavlov's neighbor gets a wind chime.

"Don't worry about him. It's all a bluff."

Dave began to suspect that he had moved next door to the neighbour from hell.

Bloke trimming hedge to look like neighbour/wife.

Beware of Curmudgeon!

'This is the last time I'm walking the dog! Our neighbor told me if spot poops on his lawn again, he's going to rub MY nose in it!'

Nice to see you!

Jingle Bell Rock // Silent Night

'So what's all this I hear about you installing an interesting water feature in your garden?'

A huge, mind-boggling number.

"Maybe the new neighbors know something we don’t."

'The neighbors don't care how you commute, but they're beginning to complain about the noise.'

Couple in garden, "Look - Lawrence of suburbia."

"I like looking at amateur porn, because I like seeing other people's apartments."

Snake disappearing through door.

Cull people who clear leaves or snow from their sidewalk by shoving it onto their neighbor's.

"Disgusting-all they grow in their garden is HAIR!"

'...and why shouldn't she be sleeping with your next door neighbour - she's my wife!'

"There's suburbia for you: halfway there, then everything grinds to a halt."

"They said it was the natural resting position of the telescope, but it still creeps me out."