Comedic Nature Lover Pillows

Bird on edge of bird bath about to dive in. Has snorkel, flipper and goggles on. Other birds with look of surprise of faces.

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

'Been waiting long?'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

'Now cut that out!'

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

Hunter with arrow pointing at him.

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

Split the last one?

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

Rule #1. Of what? HYPOCHONDRIACS HANDBOOK. A little passion project I'm working on; or, rather, I would be working on. I can't write or type wearing my protective anti-flu gear. Rule #1: Get some loser to take dictation for you. I hate where this is heading.

"Mating display of the white-bellied boobie"

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

'You look lovely, but we need to lengthen your train a bit...'

"Good news, honey - I've been fired. We're rich."

"Pet peeves" "I fear the cat." "I fear the cat" "I fear the cat." "Fecced me."

'Pointless Pets: A ceramic tiled giraffe.'

Closed for Summer.

Walrus Grooming.

'You think one is tough, try raising two!'

You'll never believe what that house is for.

"You and your crazy idea to hitch-hike through Venice!"

'Could you give me bigger tits?'

'Not me...I'm watching my cholesterol!'

'Holy S**t!'

Carrot reading.

'Clown fish ... '

'Early Toupees'.

'Hey buddy, no photosynthesis!'