Comedic Nature Lover Pillows

Bird on edge of bird bath about to dive in. Has snorkel, flipper and goggles on. Other birds with look of surprise of faces.

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

'Been waiting long?'

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

'Now cut that out!'

Hunter with arrow pointing at him.

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

"Mating display of the white-bellied boobie"

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

'You look lovely, but we need to lengthen your train a bit...'

"Pet peeves" "I fear the cat." "I fear the cat" "I fear the cat." "Fecced me."

'Pointless Pets: A ceramic tiled giraffe.'

"Good news, honey - I've been fired. We're rich."

Closed for Summer.

'Could you give me bigger tits?'

'You think one is tough, try raising two!'

'Not me...I'm watching my cholesterol!'

Walrus Grooming.

"You and your crazy idea to hitch-hike through Venice!"

'Holy S**t!'

Carrot reading.

'Clown fish ... '

Snail in desert sees sign for shade trees.

'Hey buddy, no photosynthesis!'

Centurion with an empty plate.