Comedic Narrative Lover Prints

'Fred insists that he is not fat, just too short for his weight.'

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

Three little pigs-mortgage.

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

Jonah met a strange wooden boy in the belly of the whale.

The other day during the zombie apocalypse

"For me it's all about the craft of acting."

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

"That's the plus of our lifestyle: The trophy hunters just look at us, sigh and move on..."

"Then one day he said, 'It's either me or the damned cat!'"

Anecdote Magazine

'I didn't recognize your old boyfriend at first. He's got a new car.'

"Yes, dear, we're caught in a cycle...but you can hardly call it a vicious cycle."

Sir Joseph Bowley's

"Boy! That Harvey will do ANYTHING to be the center of attention, won't he?"

'Recommended reading' selection of books e.g.'Team spirit, by Geoffrey Boycott'

'Well, you sure got your message across to the people THAT time.'

"I just can't do it without someone else yelling directions."

"He won't get far without this!"

"Sorry, but your story contains way too much reality!"

''What I Did During My Summer Vacation -- A Coming of Age Story....''

'Don't worry about running out of petrol - I just happen to have a spare two gallon can in my rucksack !'

". . . And, Reggie, if you're willing to give me one more chance, I promise never to flirt with another man again!"

What most people don't know is that the 8th Deadly Sin is 'lateness'..."

'That shark took Bob right out of the boat! Now I'll never get the $50 he owes me.'

Man in a Chain Gang has a Peg Leg.

"If I had to guess I'd say your son's acne is the result of a sudden surge of hormones."

'You give him the estimate - you're bigger than he is.'

Noah's Ark Sculpture

"Hello?...I recently ordered an Indian carpet, but I think you've sent me a Sicilian one!"

Fun run vs pitbull parade