Comedic House Hunter Mugs

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

'We'll take it!'

Open House of Horrors

'The roof needs icing.'

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

"A little baking soda will get rid of the smell.

Mouse real estate!

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

"I want to live in a neighborhood where I can walk around at night."

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

Emigrating to France.

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

For sale sign: 'Unique 16th Century cottage. Similar properties wanted.'

Home Foreclosed Home.

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

"I'm tired of this cave. I want a condo!"

'What makes you think the basement leaks?'

Rising Housing Costs vs Wages.

'Hey! By appointment only!!'

"Well, it is a good property. The price is low because it is harder to negotiate due to its S-bend configuration."

'It is a huge property, originally built by a Condor: Perfect for a large family...'

'This is close enough.'

"The roof is old and leaks. The good news is when it rains you'll get an additional 3 showers."

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

"And the bathroom has a water view...if you fill the tub."

'Well I think everything is in order, congratulations on your new home!'

'I think you'll find it open and spacious!'