Comedic Crashes Pillows

'Fortunately, the only person hit was a snowman. . .'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

Man is injured transporting cacti.

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

A sporting gent practising for the hunting season.

"Oops, I just ate Diane's birthday card and signed 'Happy 30th, girl!' on a donut."

"No, I said, 'You turn here, not, 'U-Turn here'."

"Please—no technology questions!"

"I wasn't texting while driving. I was driving while texting."

'Hike the Alps? I'm getting out of breath just keeping my foot on the accelerator!'

'Business has doubled since we organized that women's beach volleyball tournament across the street.'

Concerto for...head-on crash and orchestra.

The life of a crash-test dummy

Then, one day, Bucky's love of practical jokes got him into real trouble.

'Maybe now you'll admit that we're lost!?'

"Please excuse our new employee, sir--he used to work in the circus."

"Haven't you heard? Twenty's the new ten!"

"What were his last words?"

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

Dog Show: 'Bad news Muffy - you're being disqualified on a technicality.'

"Wow! I didn't think we were going to make it through that gap!"

'You wrecked ANOTHER snowmobile?'

'I guess I should have let sleeping dogs lie.'

'Panic stations! Parking dilemma!'

Sadly, Ralph's third attempt at the World Fishbowl Speed Record was also his last.

Jenny has a mid-lithe crisis.

"So you spilled your soda, big deal!"

Falling rocks! It does not!

Bollard Crash

'You crashed into three parked cars, or as Lindsay Lohan would call it, a controlled landing.'

Formula One fan with a steering wheel.