Comedic Crashes Mugs

'Fortunately, the only person hit was a snowman. . .'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

Man is injured transporting cacti.

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

A sporting gent practising for the hunting season.

"Oops, I just ate Diane's birthday card and signed 'Happy 30th, girl!' on a donut."

"No, I said, 'You turn here, not, 'U-Turn here'."

"Please—no technology questions!"

"I wasn't texting while driving. I was driving while texting."

'Hike the Alps? I'm getting out of breath just keeping my foot on the accelerator!'

Concerto for...head-on crash and orchestra.

Then, one day, Bucky's love of practical jokes got him into real trouble.

'Maybe now you'll admit that we're lost!?'

"Haven't you heard? Twenty's the new ten!"

"Please excuse our new employee, sir--he used to work in the circus."

"What were his last words?"

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

Dog Show: 'Bad news Muffy - you're being disqualified on a technicality.'

"Wow! I didn't think we were going to make it through that gap!"

'You wrecked ANOTHER snowmobile?'

Jenny has a mid-lithe crisis.

'I guess I should have let sleeping dogs lie.'

'Panic stations! Parking dilemma!'

Sadly, Ralph's third attempt at the World Fishbowl Speed Record was also his last.

"So you spilled your soda, big deal!"

Bollard Crash

Formula One fan with a steering wheel.

'Yes, well I'm not going anywhere until I've done a detailed sketch of the incident.'