"No, being heavy enough to wear a sports bra doesn't make you an athlete."
Comedic Conversation Starter Prints
Decorate your walls with clever, humorous prints that catch the eye and start conversations. Ideal for creatives and comedy fans alike, these prints are conversation in themselves.
"You're very interesting, for a civilian."
"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"
"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."
'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'
"You're such a good listener."
"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"
Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.
"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"
What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?
"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."
"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."
'I like you, you remind me of someone.'
"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."
"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."
"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"
"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."
"I need him to stop think and start listening."
'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'
"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"
"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."
"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."
"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."
When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.
"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"
"Pssst! I had some CGI done."
“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”
“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”
"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"
"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"
"He gets easily abstracted."
"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"
"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.
'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'
"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."
Comedic Conversation Starter Prints Collection
Comedic Conversation Starter Mugs
Explore our collection of humorous mugs that serve as the ultimate conversation starters at breakfast or office.
Comedic Conversation Starter Pillows
Bring humor into your living space with funny pillows that invite smiles and conversations.
Comedic Conversation Starter T-Shirts
Discover our witty t-shirts designed to spark laughter and lively debates wherever you go.