Comedic Contrast Enthusiast Mugs

Going out of business.

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

"Nice haircut."

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

Pessimists v Optimists.

"We have a favor to ask."

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

The Formal Street Artist

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

"You heading south again this summer?"

Man and Women in a Boxing Ring

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

The End is Near. Have A Cone.

"Is there anybody there?"

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'

'Oh... I was supposed to swallow the pill?!'

'So, what have we learnt here? We do not have knife fights on the bouncy castle!'

Blower wars.

"When you said you were getting a pet to help you through the lockdown, I thought you meant a cat."

After You Die/After Your Dog Dies

"Is your dog going to rip our heads off … I mean, friendly?"

Eskimo in Igloo

Big dog little man.

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?"

'I've had it with your bright, sunny, upbeat...'