Comedic Classical Fan Prints

Cristoph Willibald Gluck 2nd July 1714

Wedding Day Itinerary.

The Selfie

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

Raphael

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

"Odd finger finishes the fettuccine."

'That was nice of them to order us a new scratching post!'

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

"You heading south again this summer?"

An expedition to get ice for the party.

'Perhaps just a touch of mystery.'

'That's it Sparky, you're out of the painting!'

Giuseppe Verdi

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

John Constable

"And how long have you had this superiority complex?"

Lark Ascending

"Any other educational qualifications besides Trump university?"

'I'm a genetically modified fish aimed at the environmentalist market.'

No wonder they call you Mona!

'You wish, Timmy.'

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

Gatorade!

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'

Ambrose's - for sale. Wonderful opportunity for a man named Ambrose.

"It's your husband from beyond. He says stop trying to 'Google' him."

LARGE FRONT

'Oh... I was supposed to swallow the pill?!'

"When you said you were getting a pet to help you through the lockdown, I thought you meant a cat."

'So, what have we learnt here? We do not have knife fights on the bouncy castle!'