Comedic Childminders Prints

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."

The Baby Walker

'Fetch.'

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

Fitness Programme for babies

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'You know I'd take the blame kid, but I'm still on shakey ground over that carpet incident.'

Acclaimed mother.

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

Woman telling her husband not to swear in front of the baby.

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

Therapy for babies.

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

"You're getting a nanny. We decided to outsource our parenting"

"Congratulations! It's a pass."

'I'm pretty sure Mom asked me to take you for a walk.'

'The good news is we were able to remove the homework from his stomach. The bad news is, your kid can't write worth a damn.'

"I'm too old for a baby-sitter. How about hanging a portrait with the eyes that always seem to look at you?"

'Is that why our games of hide and seek are over so quickly?'

"I'm doing just fine ??" as long as no one decides to do a background check."

"I changed my mind – no more kids."

'Today is my day to baby sit.'

Inside voice!

'And what pray tell do I do if the teacher asks me a question?'

"Dad, I'm playing the role of the husband in our school play!"

'She let the bedbugs bite.'

Overprotective Father

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'