Comedic Childminders Prints

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."

The Baby Walker

'Fetch.'

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

Fitness Programme for babies

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'You know I'd take the blame kid, but I'm still on shakey ground over that carpet incident.'

Acclaimed mother.

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

Woman telling her husband not to swear in front of the baby.

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

Therapy for babies.

"Congratulations! It's a pass."

'I'm pretty sure Mom asked me to take you for a walk.'

"You're getting a nanny. We decided to outsource our parenting"

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

'The good news is we were able to remove the homework from his stomach. The bad news is, your kid can't write worth a damn.'

"I'm too old for a baby-sitter. How about hanging a portrait with the eyes that always seem to look at you?"

'Is that why our games of hide and seek are over so quickly?'

"I'm doing just fine ??" as long as no one decides to do a background check."

'And what pray tell do I do if the teacher asks me a question?'

'Today is my day to baby sit.'

Overprotective Father

"Dad, I'm playing the role of the husband in our school play!"

'She let the bedbugs bite.'

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

"I changed my mind – no more kids."

"And then it hit me—I'm sleeping with my mother."