Comedic Caper Pillows

'Let's go home, boy. Ain't no ducks today.'

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Homing Pigeon GPS Manfunction

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

'At least the bigger prop gives us more thrust.'

Hungry rabbit attacking carrot nose of snowman.

Husband electronic tagging control centre - Screen reads 'Pub'

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

'And thank you for a lovely evening!'

"Hello?- Anyone here?"

"My dad really went ballistic! I'm not grounded...I'm under house arrest!"

'The house has been repossessed by the Devil ...'

'It didn't start out this way.'

'Well, occasionally it is good to see team members outside the office.'

Jungle explorers face giant hairball.

"Wrong hole!"

"What makes you think I'm pregnant?"

I'm beginning to think that the expensive super HD TV we bought that would be just like 'looking through a window' actually IS a window!"

"This model comes loaded with options, including a parking space in your neighborhood."

5-6 Happy Hour. . . 6-7 Letdown Hour.

"Crap! There's a really big piece of tape!"

'Who screened the career day speakers, Ms Phelps?'

Father afraid of daughters VAT inspector boyfriend

Man with a nail in his hammer

'Calm down Harold, it's just a phase some teens go through. He just shaved his coloured feathers off to express his feminine side!'

'Fooling-around-with-strange-chemicals-during-a-break rota.'

"I think I hear a fly in here...be a dear and kill it, will you?"

'Bertha loved the spa, except when she got soap in her eyes.'

Hunger mood warning system: Women vs. Men

Later, in the Intensive Care Unit, James suddenly remembered that beer, bravado and Rottweilers don't mix

'I need enough for a one-way ticket to Brazil.'