Comedic Caper Pillows

'Let's go home, boy. Ain't no ducks today.'

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

'This is DESTROYING my manicure, Steve!'

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

Homing Pigeon GPS Manfunction

'At least the bigger prop gives us more thrust.'

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

Hungry rabbit attacking carrot nose of snowman.

Husband electronic tagging control centre - Screen reads 'Pub'

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

'And thank you for a lovely evening!'

"My dad really went ballistic! I'm not grounded...I'm under house arrest!"

"Hello?- Anyone here?"

'The house has been repossessed by the Devil ...'

'It didn't start out this way.'

'Well, occasionally it is good to see team members outside the office.'

"Wrong hole!"

"This model comes loaded with options, including a parking space in your neighborhood."

Jungle explorers face giant hairball.

"What makes you think I'm pregnant?"

I'm beginning to think that the expensive super HD TV we bought that would be just like 'looking through a window' actually IS a window!"

Apex Piano Movers

Man with a nail in his hammer

Father afraid of daughters VAT inspector boyfriend

5-6 Happy Hour. . . 6-7 Letdown Hour.

"Crap! There's a really big piece of tape!"

'Who screened the career day speakers, Ms Phelps?'

'Fooling-around-with-strange-chemicals-during-a-break rota.'

'Calm down Harold, it's just a phase some teens go through. He just shaved his coloured feathers off to express his feminine side!'

"I think I hear a fly in here...be a dear and kill it, will you?"

'Bertha loved the spa, except when she got soap in her eyes.'

Well, @#^*, I put the wrong net in my GPS.

Starship Enterprise was experiencing transporter difficulties.

Hunger mood warning system: Women vs. Men

'I need enough for a one-way ticket to Brazil.'