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'It sounds like the Zulu Standup Comic tribe is restless tonight! I hear rimshots!'

"Ahhh... close enough."

Airport Security.

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

'Been waiting long?'

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

'Now cut that out!'

Hunter with arrow pointing at him.

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

Touring Holidays - On the P***

Tour guide: 'And there's where we'll be setting up camp folks. Just at the base of that foothill.'

Mountain escalator.

Ants watching human invasion.

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

Accountants around the campfire.

'Do you have anywhere where they'd think I was good looking.'

'I like to give them a sporting chance.'

"Hey, you're not allowed to bait deer." (hunter trying to bait deer with a corn cob on a fishing hook, other hunter saying its not legal)

'Next year we're going where our luggage goes!'

'This is the spot I was telling you about.'

'SHOP!!!'

"Yes, who do I punch in the face for overbooking my flight?"

The only way to get a rain free British holiday is to camp above the clouds.

'I took the liberty of packing your backpack for you. As you can see, I like to pack light.'

BOOZE & SNOOZE: 'It's a bed and breakfast with a liquor license.'

'Did you pack your own luggage?'

"They're veggie hot dogs but don't worry—they're made in a really gross way."

"I'll check again but I'm pretty sure drinking all day isn't one of the activities."

'This is my RB: Recreational Bomb.'