Comedic Brawler Mugs

Umbrella fight.

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

Musical Fight

'Evil Olive'- An evil olive has taken out his co-workers with cocktail swords.

'A fight has broken out between Dr. Who fans and Star Trek fans. No hurry, the likelihood of anyone getting hurt is very small.'

"Don't mess with that guy. He's a real hardwood."

'Yeah, Kirby, it hurts like hell, but dang if I can't stop wigglin' it.'

Mortified that her hospital gown did not close all the way in the back...

Man fights with his shadow.

"Who you calling a candya**?"

(Carl's Sports Bar) - 'Hockey Sucks!!' - Although Earl had made good on his dare, it would be weeks before he could eat solid food again.

"You started a fist fight in a bar, eh? We'd better cut you back on the male hormones."

FOOD FIGHT AT THE OK CORRAL.

'Anyone want to learn how to do a leg sweep? How about a roundhouse kick? it's ok, your parents know who I am!'

'I hacked into the school computer, and flunked all the teachers out.'

Cowboys in a Bar.

Happy Hour, 10 minute breaks for fights.

'Next time, I go in the bar to ask directions!'

Reid stops Priebus with a 'tax evader' to the solar plexus...

Cowboy: 'Oh YEAH?!! Well THEN,shove,kick,whack,thump,bash,hit,gouge and PUNCH!!' 'Why you betta WATCH yourself mister! Them's FIGHTING words!'

'I just read your blog. Do you want to settle this on or off line?'

Harry knew that his time with the Norman Mailer reading group was over.

"Quiet Smithers... I thought I heard something."

Tensions rose,words were exchanged, and the next thing you know a monkey bar brawl broke out.

'I say, Addison

'Oi pal, did you spill my pint?'

World Ping-Pong Federation.

Fred's last lie.

'Don't make me come down there.'

Settling a legal difference.

'Fine, thank you. And how are you?'

"Yeah? - Well i say you're yellah..! What'ya gonna do about it??"

"And in this corner, still undefeated, Frank's long held beliefs!"