Comedic Bird Lover Mugs

'Rodney, you're not feeling well?'

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Polluted geese

Papageno from The Magic Flute

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

Knight feeding his kids.

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

Bird Tweet.

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

Murder in Apartment 6-K

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

No jay walking.

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

Peace Locked in a Cage

"Would you look at that! New rooftop gardens, new community gardens: maybe the human race is not doomed after all..."

'Good grief! Aren't you extinct yet?'

Polly, want a cracker, but Polly need a glass of wine.

'I was up for a part in the Producers...'

The One That Got Away

"And another thing: What's that strange clicking thing you do with your beak?"

Penguin