Comedic Bird Lover Mugs

'Rodney, you're not feeling well?'

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Polluted geese

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Knight feeding his kids.

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Murder in Apartment 6-K

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

Peace Locked in a Cage

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

No jay walking.

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

"Would you look at that! New rooftop gardens, new community gardens: maybe the human race is not doomed after all..."

'Good grief! Aren't you extinct yet?'

The One That Got Away

Penguin

"And another thing: What's that strange clicking thing you do with your beak?"

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.