Comedic Aquanaut Prints

"Hey! No clowning around down there!"

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

No Instruments Please

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.

"I know it's a pie in the sky, Henshaw, but from a career perspective point of view we'll log it in as 'unidentified small aircraft'."

"It seems to me you may be experiencing some form of low-level depression."

'Because I don't want you to be part of the decision - making process, that's why!'

'At least the bigger prop gives us more thrust.'

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

Lambo

As the years passed, Grandpa became more absent minded...

'I take it you're not into catch-and-release yet, eh Ben?'

"No, I said, 'You turn here, not, 'U-Turn here'."

Flying Ear Specialist

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

'We're lost - I told ye to take the low road.'

"Call a veterinary, chief. I think he's got a kidney infection..."

"I wasn't texting while driving. I was driving while texting."

"I have to go wee-wee."

Big Mouthed Boat about to swallow fish swallowing fish and so on.

No caption (A ball boy crouches by the net on a ping pong table as a game is being played).

The evolution of triathletes.

"Thar someone from the IRS blows!"

'You didn't train for this marathon, did you?'

'Hike the Alps? I'm getting out of breath just keeping my foot on the accelerator!'

For Those Who Don't Feel That Driving School Is Quite Enough, There's...Driver's University

No 2 Hook

The Wet Fly Fisherman: And spends a good deal of time in the water

"Of course I flunked the spelling test. My pencil doesn't have spell check!"

Figure Skating: Dee Thumble,

'Due to technical difficulties the scenic route is currently unavailable'

Gurus wise words on lost socks