Comedian With Canines Pillows

"Your din-din is in tintin."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"No no, I said sit!!"

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

The Rooster Comedian.

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

His Master's Thesis.

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

"I finally caught you... now what?"

Dog fetching clown shoes.

Woman leaves dog in rain...he gets into a car to wait in the dry.

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

Dogs life

'Oh, oh, a pack of dogs! Stand still amd maybe they won't notice us.'

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."