Comedian With Canines Pillows

"Your din-din is in tintin."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"No no, I said sit!!"

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

The Rooster Comedian.

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

Obedience School Graduation

His Master's Thesis.

'I'd like to return this, please.'

'Oh, oh, a pack of dogs! Stand still amd maybe they won't notice us.'

Woman leaves dog in rain...he gets into a car to wait in the dry.

"I finally caught you... now what?"

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

Dogs life

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."