Comedian Interested In Technology T-Shirts

"Why is it every time I need to go somewhere, the driverless car is taking itself for a spin?"

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Screen Time vs Book Time

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

"I'd like to TikTok your offer and get comments before saying yes or no."

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"Of course we'll give you a choice. Would you prefer to lose your job to outsourcing or to robotic automation?"

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

Chef copy robot

"I haven't the slightest idea who he is. He came bundled with the software."

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

I downloaded Thoreau's "Civil Disobedience" into it's memory, and now the "command" key isn't working.

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

I've always been slower than computers...

'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

"... And in the event of a sudden change in cabin pressure, please tweet with the hashtag #FeelinTheBreeze."

Modern Calamities. Farmer in the Dell. Do something Maw

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

'It's a snow mobile.'