'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'
Comedian Friends Mugs
Looking for a fun gift for your comedian friend? Our collection of cartoon-inspired mugs combines humor and style, making them the perfect quirky coffee companion to start their day with a smile.
No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.
The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'
"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."
"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."
Occu-Pie Mars
"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."
The Signing of tthe United States Constitution
"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."
Zombie standup
Showbiz Awards
"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."
"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"
They're Not Just That Into It
Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.
In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.
"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."
"If I might be serious for a moment..."
12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'
"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"
'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'
Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over
'Your French dip, sir.'
Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!
THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK
Trump pardons
'The circle is complete!'
"Aristophanes explains comedy"
To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)
If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!
Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.
No-Work Orange
The Rooster Comedian.
"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."
"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."
Comedian Friends Mugs Collection
Comedian Friends Pillows
Find fun, cartoon-themed pillows that bring humor and personality to any space, ideal for decorating your comedian friend's home or studio.
Comedian Friends Prints
Browse our humorous cartoon prints to add a witty and colorful touch to your friend's living space or entertainment area.
Comedian Friends T-Shirts
Discover our range of witty and creative t-shirts that perfectly suit your comedic friend’s playful style and love for humor.