Comedian Clairvoyant Prints

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

Asking out a palm reader.

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Quantum Psychic

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"You're solemates!"

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

Halo Frisbee.

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"

'It's Blurred.'

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"A new set of dentures! Is that it?"

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

Ill next Thursday

"The only thing I'm sensing is an entrepreneurial spirit."

"Your husband says BOO!"

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

'Could you ask him where he left the remote?'