Combat Sports Lover Prints

'It's good to see you sweating off your stress.'

'Such petulance!'

UFC on steroids...

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Mixed Doubles.

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Egyptian Football

"So, what are you reading?"

COWS: Cow Pong

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Golf with a difference

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

I love Basketball.

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

'Here is is. 'Vicarious: imagined participation in another's experience' ... it doesn't mean you actually get to play on your son's team.'

"Once more, with fury."