Combat Boot Enthusiast Mugs

'My granddaughter wears combat boots, and I'm proud of it!'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

Washington - last chance to buy hip boots.

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

A street fight.

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'Hey Mom,you won't believe it but Dad caught a boot this big.'

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

Down On the Farm

Vicar absent from church due to car boot sale.

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

'It's good to see you sweating off your stress.'

'Hamster Swat Team.'

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

Dogfights/Drone Fights

The whole ambience of the research trip was ruined by Harold's squeaky boots!

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

'Such petulance!'

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

Roman paramedic.

'When are you gonna get me some real competition?'

'Now, I want you to get back out there and beg him for mercy!'

'Why are they all picking on me?'

"Wow, these boots really ARE water repellent!"

Universal Soldier/ Local Anaesthetic

BREAK TIME! Take a break!

"At last - the lair of the Bigfoot!!"

'Dad, I think I'm old enough for my first pair of high heels.'

Man with a wooden leg asking to be measured for a pair of boots