Colorful Conversations Mugs

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Very Difficult Conversations

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

"How about a hand."

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

'You've got the wrong idiot, number.'

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

Dialogue

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

"I'm thinking 'woof-woof' but I'm saying 'arf-arf'."

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

"Of course, that's just my opinion. If you want my professional opinion it will cost you."

'The trouble with Nigel is that he's so changeable. One minute I love him and the next minute I loathe him.'

"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. Frankly, it beats Pandora."

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

'It's hard finding a caring,sensitive and good looking man. Most of them already have boyfriends.'

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

A lesson in wit

'Did you get through to the speaking clock, Dear?' 'Tick and tock and tick and tock and tick...'

"I know I keep coming back to your obsession with styrofoam peanuts, but there's a lot to unpack there."

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

"You might be poor and ugly but you're the only one who didn't blather about politics and climate change after ten minutes. What's your name? Marry me!"

"Oh, that reminds me of this article I barely remember."

"The first week back is always the hardest"

"Sometimes I get a craving for sushi."

"I find it a very good conversation starter."