Colorado Dreamer Mugs

Colorado skier

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

Early on-line shopping

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

Sleeping Beauty.

Olympic Climate

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'