Color Shy Gifts

"Judging by the number of 'Polar Bear in snowstorm' paintings the class seems apprehensive using color."

The Art Student.

Butterfly Woman

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

I.T. Fear

Sunbathers.

"Too bright."

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

Just call me Picasso!

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

They were mysteriously drawn together

"He's an abstract artist."

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

Creative Baby.

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

'Why don't you use more blue? -- Blue is very popular these days.'

Pete was too shy to tell Jenny how he really felt about her instead he just sent flowers over the internet.

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

Balloon Surprise

"Dadgum this color blindness."

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

Instant art

Exhibition of Paint Colors.