Color Palettes Mugs

Makeup! Makeup! Makeup!

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Unknown moments in art history. Manet? This is Monet --- I got some of your mail again.

Henri Matisse

David Hockney

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

Divine Intervention

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

"Can we be seated under a vegan painting?"

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

That adds life! Before we installed the carpet, I looked down and saw nothing except a blank stair!

Brick Red Paint...

Shadow Artist

Self-Portrait

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'

"He's showing a great interest in drawing."

'I love an empty canvas...especially yours...'

'It's another canvasser dear'

'I didn't get a grant.'

Pantomimes Are Lousy Painters. . .

Paul Gaugin

'My work is about having a big tin f grey paint in the shed.'

"Oh, I can paint alright, but only miniatures..."

'Do you have any white with a hint of discount?'

'Wood is expensive and art does not pay'

Another Famous 'First Meeting:' Monet and Manet.

Claude Monet

Painting of a wave in a calm sea.

Paint Ball shop has artists painting balls.

"I paint only what I love..."

Painter of fortune: the magazine of artistic adventure

"Here's a letter from a housewife in the southern tier of the kingdom. She writes: 'Sire, would it or would it not be appropriate to use a sand-finish latex paint on a wall on which there remains some painted-over wallpaper? Respectfully, Mrs. R. Jones.'"

'Nothing worse than a fussy ref!' (Football referee matching cards with colour chart).