Color Conundrum Lover Pillows

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

Art Gallery.

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

Balloon Surprise

God save the Queen.

'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'

Art gallery: 'I think it's lovely.'

'If we had a bill of rights that got wronged, would it be right or wrong for a judge to right that wrong?'

Rainbow skier

"Is this 'pollocks'."

"It's a cautionary tale about why we shouldn't cut arts funding in schools."

'I'm going to throw out my old toothbrush and get a new one.'

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

"Look, if it wasn’t me and it wasn’t you, who was doing all the snoring?!"

"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?"

"My first novel is a prequel of a sequel, it's about time travel."

"Unfortunately, what we thought to be the black box turned out to be the navy blue box"

'Where is it written that I can't wear a Hawaiian shirt?'

'It all started when I took a Rorschach test.'

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Rainbow Drinks

Trainspotting.

"I have a gallon, interior, semi-gloss, Mocha for Bob."

'And you're quite sure it's just a hypothetical cat?'

Medals - The Four Seasons

"My favorite colour is pink, because it scores high in snooker."

Preparing to paint an un-still life.

'Know what? I don't feel drafts anymore.'

Easter Egg