Color Conundrum Lover Pillows

I lost my wallet here. Could you check lost and found? Sure. What's it look like? Oh, it's leathery, canvas, nylon-ish … blue-black gray-purpley-greenish … it has a Visa-Mastercard-Amex-Discoverish cards and one-ten-fivey dollars in it. I keep an I.D. of a dear friend in it for sentimental reasons. Get out.

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

Art Gallery.

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

Balloon Surprise

God save the Queen.

"It's a cautionary tale about why we shouldn't cut arts funding in schools."

'If we had a bill of rights that got wronged, would it be right or wrong for a judge to right that wrong?'

'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'

'I'm going to throw out my old toothbrush and get a new one.'

Rainbow skier

"Is this 'pollocks'."

Art gallery: 'I think it's lovely.'

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

'Now close your eyes and visualize our upcoming softball game against the elm street zen center and kicking their sorry behinds.'

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?"

Penguins walking through a rainbow.

"My first novel is a prequel of a sequel, it's about time travel."

"Unfortunately, what we thought to be the black box turned out to be the navy blue box"

"Look, if it wasn’t me and it wasn’t you, who was doing all the snoring?!"

'Where is it written that I can't wear a Hawaiian shirt?'

'It all started when I took a Rorschach test.'

Trainspotting.

Rainbow Drinks

"I have a gallon, interior, semi-gloss, Mocha for Bob."

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

'And you're quite sure it's just a hypothetical cat?'

"My favorite colour is pink, because it scores high in snooker."

"This year I decided to get my hare dyed instead."

Aw, man, that's what I was going to say.

Preparing to paint an un-still life.

Medals - The Four Seasons

'Know what? I don't feel drafts anymore.'

Information. If you can't put toothpaste back in the tube, how did it get there in the first place?